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the new uni's have been leaked


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those of you who pay attention to this sort of thing are already aware that miami (along with florida, texas, ohio state, florida state, tcu, va. tech., lsu and mizzou) have agreed to be guinnea pigs for nike by testing out new uniforms made of  military grade sham wow   stem cells from the children "employed" at nike's factory   some kind of new space aged technology designed to be lighter and more breatheable. the new material is also designed not to retain moisture and therefore should weigh significantly less (the new suits are said to weigh 37% - 46% less than their predecessor, depending on conditions). according to  the largest employer of taiwanese people under the age of 12  nike, the new uniforms will actually weigh less when wet, than the current uniforms weigh dry. the new get-ups also have strategically placed padding built into the thighs, hips, and tailbone, so as to provide greater shock absorption.

blah, blah, blah, the new duds also come with nano-technology that allows the ball carrier to become invisible. even in nano-mode, however, the ball carrier will still be slightly visible in the rain, as the impact and deflection of the raindrops will give the ball carrier a predator-like appearance.

the canes will wear their new uni's for the first time on Nov. 28th against USF. florida, texas, ohio state, florida state, tcu, va. tech., lsu and mizzou will debut theirs over the next few weeks. a sneak peek at the other schools' new get-ups is after the jump.

 

finally, a very special shout out to all our internet hackers who made short work of nike's website in getting these out to us. apparently nike's plan to roll out one new uniform every few days over the next several weeks seemed just as f*&king retarded to you as it did to us.

UPDATE: more pics after the jump

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(UPDATE: apparently this is the built in flack jacket. aaaaand with that, we will now return to our normally hetereosexual programming. )

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"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
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by chrislucas on Nov 10, 2009 4:06 PM EST reply actions  

White on white: BORING.

I’m all for weighing less when wet, but dammit we’re Miami. How about a little flair?

by The Great Barstoolio on Nov 10, 2009 4:16 PM EST reply actions  

(to be fair)

(We’ll be playing USF, so I guess green on green wasn’t gonna happen.)

by The Great Barstoolio on Nov 10, 2009 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree

How about Orange on Orange lol

by Whosbob89 on Nov 10, 2009 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

They would be the best uniforms ever

by Whosbob89 on Nov 10, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Are these

the same ones from Friends of the Program?

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by furrer4heisman on Nov 10, 2009 4:30 PM EST reply actions  

Appear to be.

Lt. picked ’em off a message board.

by The Great Barstoolio on Nov 10, 2009 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

guessing that elbow thing protects against bad funnybone incidents.

maybe I like these after all.

by The Great Barstoolio on Nov 10, 2009 7:00 PM EST reply actions  

DAMMIMT

Why does FSU get the HOT joints and we get the bullshyte white jointz! STR8 BS!!

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by Stat1124 on Nov 10, 2009 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

Let's not lose focus:

No one — no one — looks as shitty as LSU.

by The Great Barstoolio on Nov 10, 2009 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

yeah

they definatly got the worst out of the new unis

by Whosbob89 on Nov 10, 2009 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

LULZ

CGB points out that the back of Virginia Tech’s new pants make a U:

by The Great Barstoolio on Nov 11, 2009 12:58 AM EST reply actions  

Oh Hell

U know they gotta come with the jet packs. Don’t all away uni’s come stock with the jet packs! ;)

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by Stat1124 on Nov 11, 2009 9:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Because it turns out they needed wings on the shoulder pads.

We talked baseball in the summertime, and danced with the Spirit of '59.

by Spirit_of_59 on Nov 11, 2009 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, except that to make a U the person's hands aren't making a U.

Shift the screenprint towared 12 o’clock and you’ve got something.

CALL US NIKE.

by The Great Barstoolio on Nov 11, 2009 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

The gloves

are the only thing I like

by CGNC on Nov 11, 2009 12:54 PM EST reply actions  

dammit

from what i’ve seen so far The best of these space uniforms are the FSU ones :(

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by Hoyadestroya85 on Nov 13, 2009 12:35 PM EST reply actions  

The new uniforms are a little different then what is in photo!

The actual uniforms, designed by Nike, look a little different than the photos available. For starters, there is orange colored webbing on both shoulder pads. The shoes UM players will wear are orange and green, not white. And on each pant leg of the uniform, there will be an orange or green stripe that runs down the side of it. The coolest part of the uniform according to Kirby? The gloves. They’ll be white on the outside, but when players cup their hands together to catch a pass, the inside of the gloves will form a green and orange U (just like the helmet).
..more

Hocutt talks new uniforms, opponents
http://miamiherald.typepad.com/umiami/2009/11/hocutt-talks-new-uniforms-opponents.html

by decleated on Nov 16, 2009 11:23 PM EST reply actions  

Black Uniforms A Reality ?

.

I love how he threw this statement in there..
As for the black jerseys you all have been waiting for? “It’s a possibility,” Hocutt said with a smile.
..someone concept
http://tinyurl.com/yfb6sz5

by decleated on Nov 16, 2009 11:59 PM EST reply actions  

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