the new uni's have been leaked
by lt.winslow on Nov 10, 2009 3:09 PM EST
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those of you who pay attention to this sort of thing are already aware that miami (along with florida, texas, ohio state, florida state, tcu, va. tech., lsu and mizzou) have agreed to be guinnea pigs for nike by testing out new uniforms made of military grade sham wow stem cells from the children "employed" at nike's factory some kind of new space aged technology designed to be lighter and more breatheable. the new material is also designed not to retain moisture and therefore should weigh significantly less (the new suits are said to weigh 37% - 46% less than their predecessor, depending on conditions). according to the largest employer of taiwanese people under the age of 12 nike, the new uniforms will actually weigh less when wet, than the current uniforms weigh dry. the new get-ups also have strategically placed padding built into the thighs, hips, and tailbone, so as to provide greater shock absorption.
blah, blah, blah, the new duds also come with nano-technology that allows the ball carrier to become invisible. even in nano-mode, however, the ball carrier will still be slightly visible in the rain, as the impact and deflection of the raindrops will give the ball carrier a predator-like appearance.
the canes will wear their new uni's for the first time on Nov. 28th against USF. florida, texas, ohio state, florida state, tcu, va. tech., lsu and mizzou will debut theirs over the next few weeks. a sneak peek at the other schools' new get-ups is after the jump.
finally, a very special shout out to all our internet hackers who made short work of nike's website in getting these out to us. apparently nike's plan to roll out one new uniform every few days over the next several weeks seemed just as f*&king retarded to you as it did to us.
UPDATE: more pics after the jump
(UPDATE: apparently this is the built in flack jacket. aaaaand with that, we will now return to our normally hetereosexual programming. )
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by chrislucas on Nov 10, 2009 4:06 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
White on white: BORING.
I’m all for weighing less when wet, but dammit we’re Miami. How about a little flair?
by The Great Barstoolio on Nov 10, 2009 4:16 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
(to be fair)
(We’ll be playing USF, so I guess green on green wasn’t gonna happen.)
by The Great Barstoolio on Nov 10, 2009 4:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I agree
How about Orange on Orange lol
by Whosbob89 on Nov 10, 2009 9:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Brandon Washington would look
like the world’s awesomest pumpkin.
by The Great Barstoolio on Nov 10, 2009 9:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I like white on white
But the two-toned numbers don’t look so good. Also, no pants striping? Nike’s not even trying anymore…
by dave6834 on Nov 10, 2009 4:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
IT'S THE SAME AS VIRGINIA TECH'S!
by The Great Barstoolio on Nov 10, 2009 4:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The 2-toned #'s are the only thing that looks good on the new unis
pants with strips would be nice 2
by Whosbob89 on Nov 10, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Are these
the same ones from Friends of the Program?
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by furrer4heisman on Nov 10, 2009 4:30 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Appear to be.
Lt. picked ’em off a message board.
by The Great Barstoolio on Nov 10, 2009 4:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
originally, they are from here
http://www.nike.com/nikeos/p/usnikefootball/en_US/
our beautiful little hurricane message board hackers did the rest.
by lt.winslow on Nov 10, 2009 4:35 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
guessing that elbow thing protects against bad funnybone incidents.
maybe I like these after all.
by The Great Barstoolio on Nov 10, 2009 7:00 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
DAMMIMT
Why does FSU get the HOT joints and we get the bullshyte white jointz! STR8 BS!!
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by Stat1124 on Nov 10, 2009 9:25 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Cause FSU sucks cock for money
And everyone knows nike likes cock
by Whosbob89 on Nov 10, 2009 9:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Let's not lose focus:
No one — no one — looks as shitty as LSU.
by The Great Barstoolio on Nov 10, 2009 9:30 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
LULZ
CGB points out that the back of Virginia Tech’s new pants make a U:
by The Great Barstoolio on Nov 11, 2009 12:58 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Do they come with built in jet packs like the GI Joe movie?
Cause I hope they do.
by Godshamgod on Nov 11, 2009 9:40 AM EST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Oh Hell
U know they gotta come with the jet packs. Don’t all away uni’s come stock with the jet packs! ;)
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by Stat1124 on Nov 11, 2009 9:59 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't Nike incorporate jet packs into Oregon's uniforms 4 years ago?
If so, why do they finish like 8-4 every year?
by Godshamgod on Nov 11, 2009 10:03 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Because it turns out they needed wings on the shoulder pads.
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by Spirit_of_59 on Nov 11, 2009 10:58 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Uniforms are meh...
But the gloves are sweet.
by dave6834 on Nov 11, 2009 12:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
yeah, except that to make a U the person's hands aren't making a U.
Shift the screenprint towared 12 o’clock and you’ve got something.
CALL US NIKE.
by The Great Barstoolio on Nov 11, 2009 3:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
dammit
from what i’ve seen so far The best of these space uniforms are the FSU ones :(
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by Hoyadestroya85 on Nov 13, 2009 12:35 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
The new uniforms are a little different then what is in photo!
The actual uniforms, designed by Nike, look a little different than the photos available. For starters, there is orange colored webbing on both shoulder pads. The shoes UM players will wear are orange and green, not white. And on each pant leg of the uniform, there will be an orange or green stripe that runs down the side of it. The coolest part of the uniform according to Kirby? The gloves. They’ll be white on the outside, but when players cup their hands together to catch a pass, the inside of the gloves will form a green and orange U (just like the helmet).
..more
Hocutt talks new uniforms, opponents
http://miamiherald.typepad.com/umiami/2009/11/hocutt-talks-new-uniforms-opponents.html
by decleated on Nov 16, 2009 11:23 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Black Uniforms A Reality ?
.
I love how he threw this statement in there..
As for the black jerseys you all have been waiting for? “It’s a possibility,” Hocutt said with a smile.
..someone concept
http://tinyurl.com/yfb6sz5
by decleated on Nov 16, 2009 11:59 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
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