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Wanna look like you got stuck head-first in a spider web?

Here you go!

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All Pro-Combat images after the jump...

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The rest of the new uni isn't so bad (mercifully, it's got leg stripes! and that belt buckle's titanium!):

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But: body fat a little over 8%? You can enjoy the stylings of a 90-year-old tennis pro:

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Or be sponsored by Sesame Street and the largest letter U:

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Is it me? Can I get Nina Garcia in here? Perhaps I'm just still in a bad mood, but, I dunno, Nike, can we get some gold chains or something?

Images from AllCanes, of course. Spend money there. Just maybe not on those t-shirts.

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basically you’re telling me phil knight’s 4 yr old daughter busted out her spiro-graph on the uniform design sketches and nobody at nike had to balls to tell him that his kid should go wait in the f*&king car?

by lt.winslow on Nov 17, 2009 2:08 PM EST reply actions  

Yes.

For some reason, though, maybe because they expect me to wear them, I’m more pained by the hats and shirts. It’s like they forgot who they were talking to.

by The Great Barstoolio on Nov 17, 2009 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Horrible

They look like crap.
Besides the crappy spiderwebs the numbers are terrible.
They might look good on some of the players in shape, but the lineman will look weird in these.
The gloves are the best thing.

by decleated on Nov 17, 2009 7:36 PM EST reply actions  

on the plus side

the old, or “classic” jersey’s should lower in price to make room for these monstrosities on the shelves.

I wonder what the orange will look like…

by chrislucas on Nov 19, 2009 11:20 AM EST reply actions  

So not only

Is there a very real possibility that USF makes us look really bad…but we’re going to come into the game choosing to look terrible as well!

Ever heard the phrase"dress for success?" Well in these uni’s the Canes are dressed for a drubbing!

However, I think chrislucas is right about cool jersey prices being lowered to make room for these. Def the silver lining here.

by CanesAddiction on Nov 20, 2009 8:30 AM EST reply actions  

I hope they make the "the 'u' knows"

t-shirt in xxxxl. It would go awesomely with my jean shorts.

by Godshamgod on Nov 20, 2009 9:30 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

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