Guess Who Got Their Own Website?!?!
by The Great Barstoolio on Feb 10, 2009 2:24 PM EST
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Welcome to The 7th Floor, where we pledge to cover Miami Hurricanes football with mountains of coke the appropriate amounts of questionable taste and blind devotion, guided only by the bare minimum of our contractual obligations. We are The Great Barstoolio and Lt. Winslow, your trustworthy (either of us would roofie Ken Dorsey in a heartbeat) guides.
This is pretty much how this is gonna play out: we'll come from nowhere to wreak havoc and instill a healthy sense of fear across the sports internets, win a legendary five College Football Blogger Awards over the next twenty years, and then implode in equally spectacular fashion in the form of a "rebuilding year" every year for like seven consecutive years. Sound familiar? Strap in.
While, in keeping with the spirit of our beloved program, pretty much anything goes around here, there is but one all-important rule: bring a sense of humor, or we will poop in your closet.
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This will end in heartbreak.
(That’s a compliment.)
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
That picture...
… it’s almost like looking in a mirror.
I couldn’t be more excited. (About the blog, not about the mirror part.)
oh my stars and garters...
the off season suddenly got a whole lot more interesting. let me know if i can lend a hand… but i’m not sure how much i can assist since my boy carlo got nabbed by peruvian customs recently…
Needs more.....
swagga.
I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Feb 10, 2009 6:19 PM EST reply actions
If you want to get this place going, post the link on every Cane site you know of.
Our goal is simple: Best in the land
Kill a fly with an axe -- Mickey Andrews
Possibly, but...
that might just bring in a bunch of ridiculous “newspaper bloggers” incapable of forming rational thoughts, that freak out after a loss, call for the coaches head over a bad call, or just plain talk out of their ass. (Pardon the French; hope that’s not one of the crucifiable rules on here)
It’s best to start small and let people come to you, although it takes a while sometime. The people that stick it out through the slow times are going to be thw ones that think logically, and make substantial contributions.
"I just trust what he does. And he has such a great ass..... er... grasp" -Chase "Booger" DanielS on Colt McCoy's "Ass-ets"
by Andy Edwards on Feb 10, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
Just makin' sure
Haha, the rules in the window to join were fairly vague, so I wasn’t sure whether you guys were a couple Bible Thumpers from Mississippi that might try and track me down and hang me in my own front yard, while rabid dogs from Bad Newz Kennelz await for my rotting corpse to be dropped down to them.
"I just trust what he does. And he has such a great ass..... er... grasp" -Chase "Booger" DanielS on Colt McCoy's "Ass-ets"
by Andy Edwards on Feb 10, 2009 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
For the "ass" comment...
or the ridiculous monaker that could offend any number of different groups of people?? Haha
"I just trust what he does. And he has such a great ass..... er... grasp" -Chase "Booger" DanielS on Colt McCoy's "Ass-ets"
by Andy Edwards on Feb 10, 2009 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Nobody says "ass" on a Miami blog!
“Dirt pussy,” please.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Feb 10, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Innovation!
Posting links to other like-minded fans? SORCERY!
You’re a credit to your institution.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Feb 10, 2009 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Outfreakingstanding
The last SBNation Cane site went all Larry Coker on us (started off strong, fell into the toilet). The ROFL Copter approves of this site already…
Cannons... fire them.
www.BucEm.com - SBNation's home for discussion of all things regarding the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
needs more drugs.
Of course, you’ve got some time to get going.
by Signal to Noise on Feb 10, 2009 7:27 PM EST reply actions
Hey!
Welcome, kids! Great to see you.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Feb 10, 2009 7:32 PM EST reply actions
AIEEEEE!
Thanks, everyone. ’Specially Joel!
Craig T, you’re killin’ me.
by The Great Barstoolio on Feb 10, 2009 7:54 PM EST reply actions
I think this post has more comments than the entire Hall Of Canes site did.
Our goal is simple: Best in the land
Kill a fly with an axe -- Mickey Andrews
Ha, probably so
Not hard to do when front page fanposts go back 3 or 4 months.
Cannons... fire them.
www.BucEm.com - SBNation's home for discussion of all things regarding the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Welcome...
RBR gave y’all a plug. Maybe we can rehash the glory days of the early 90s together. Nice to have some good ’cane humor. peace.
by JunctionCrimson on Feb 10, 2009 11:19 PM EST reply actions
Three Cheers
Barstoolio and Lieutenant whippin’ up a Cane frenzy all official-like.
All is now right with the world.
Not a fan of miami football
but i am a fan of hilarious blogging,
this is gonna be awesome
We've got a problem... Well i'll go brew some java, thats a start
Najeh Davenport approves
of pooping in closets. This is going to be a wonderful ride.
They call me GothLaw
by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 11, 2009 6:23 AM EST reply actions
wut
Miami football has actual fans?!!!?!
Mind. Blown.
OPS
at BHGP said we had to come here. Don’t care about your football one way or another, but after throwing donkey farts at the uSC SBN site during bowl season and getting nothing (nothing!) I have mild expectations of inappopriate and childish blogging. The picture of the douchebag above is a good start.
"Our All Powerful Whimsy?"
Hmmmm . . . I just refer to mine as the John Thomas.
Oh well, when you’re raised in God’s Country you don’t need to compensate.
’Grats on your site and best of luck to those ’Canes.
Mean Bob Mean
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