contrary to popular belief

by lt.winslow on Feb 16, 2009 12:45 PM EST

~~dropping 35 on UNC~~ ~~going 7 for 12 from behind the arc~~ the 2 handed flexing-chest-thump-yell does not, in fact, cause your teammates suck any less at basketball.

undeterred... 'army of one' and all-around badass jack mcclinton brought miami to within a ty lawson jumpshot of single handedly taking down the entire UNC roster.

(miami's jack mcclinton simultaneously gives an erection to all 15 NBA scouts in attendance. photo -A.P.)

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McClinton can single-handedly carry the Canes to 8-8

against the rest of their schedule, which should be good enough for the tourney. That said, it’s just as likely that the rest of the roster will suck ass enough to make his efforts go for naught. Imagine how sucky this roster will be next year without him.

Cannons... fire them.

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by Craig T on Feb 16, 2009 12:53 PM EST reply actions