The Connect: 02/17/09
by The Great Barstoolio on Feb 17, 2009 10:03 AM EST
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'Canes test against type, humiliate fanbase Exiting one-night-stand Xavier Shannon and freshmen LaRon Byrd and Brandon Harris were selected to the ACC's Academic All-American Team yesterday. In Tampa, an irate Eugene Marve claimed his son was left out unfairly until a radio host quietly informed him during a commercial break that grade point averages are scored on a four-point scale, not two."But it's tradition here!" not an acceptable defense Florida's Carl Johnson was arrested for violating a sexual violence restraining order after following a woman from whom he'd been ordered to stay away off of a campus bus. I don't wanna focus too much on what lesser programs are up to, so I'll just say they should probably drop football altogether.
It's a slow news day, don't you judge me! From Football Scoop comes word that former Miami QB Derrick Crudup will be the new OC/QBC at Stillman College. Look, an old Shockey joke! (points and runs)
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The plane bounced off Shockey’s hands and was picked off by a building, one of two such interceptions at New York that day.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Clearly
he was distracted by the parts on the cloud he’s looking at that greatly resemble breasts.
He’s only human, New York.
HBIC, The 7th Floor
by The Great Barstoolio on Feb 17, 2009 2:32 PM EST reply actions
thanks Kelph
I’d forgotten just how funny that was…
by Maize n Brew Dave on Feb 18, 2009 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
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