Today's Connect is an animated .gif of Clinton Portis saying,"The U"...because there is an animated .gif of Clinton Portis saying, "The U."  (Also, it's the offseason.)

Friday morning fun courtesy of SAS Wiki, who describes Miami as "a large Colombian drug trafficking ring in the guise of a football team. Occasionally, some of the drug bags will break inside the players/mules, creating a star NFL athlete."  I find no evidence to refute this claim.