vernon carey knows not of your "recession"

former hurricane and part-time swimsuit model vernon carey is doing his best to help with the economic crisis. 

carey is reported to have inked a deal with the dolphins, reportedly in the neighborhood of  6 yrs $42mm, $15mm guaranteed. carey has started 59 consecutive games for the dolphins. an accomplishment that is second only to the story relayed by former teammate bryant mckinnie, that while walking across campus at miami, carey once burped up a whole fruit loop, caught it on his lip, and swallowed it back down without breaking stride.

as always, we look forward to receiving our invitation to the celebration party   we wish vernon our congratulations and hope to see him out and about on south beach doing his part to "stimulate the economy"