Bryce Brown Chooses....Hopefully Not Miami

by The Great Barstoolio on Mar 16, 2009 1:55 PM EDT

Does that shirt come in douche? Great, I'll take it.

From Bryce Brown's press conference: Bryce arrived in a blue potentialplayers.com polo (what, no Golden Palace?) and a Miami hat. Arthur is there, home on spring break. There is a large Potential Players backdrop and a gathering of other clients. There are RUMORS phone calls were made to the UM coaching staff but no indications RS gave in. Baton Rouge media reported a LOI arriving, but they could easily be drunk on ... anything, really. It's Louisiana.

Let it begin.

1:56 I have a terrible feeling he is going to say Miami. With his brother present would he really wear a Miami hat and then officially decommit by choosing another school?

2:05 Disappointed in the lack of mounted animal heads at the Kansas Hall of Fame.

2:13 TENNESSEE OH THANK GOD

2:15 Scene from Miami:

Enjoy the NCAA, Vols.

2:39: "This recruiting process, it was like a roller coaster ride. I didn't expect it to turn out like this, but some things happened and we had to come up with some alternative plans." LOLesson: Never mess with a man from Dade County.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......

(Deep intake of breath)…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Seriously….Are you fucking serious?
Good Ole Urban must have given Butler some kickback money to sway the boy. Oh this makes me happy.

I'm Banana dammit!!!

by BurritoBrosShits on Mar 16, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions

Don't mind me

I’m just busting a gut.

by The Great Barstoolio on Mar 16, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions

I mean, seriously,

who wears a hat of the school that pulled his scholarship to his own announcement?
This kid’s a mess.

by The Great Barstoolio on Mar 16, 2009 2:54 PM EDT reply actions

Yes

I think Miami dodged a bullet here…

by dave6834 on Mar 16, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions

As usual

EDSBS is on the ball…

A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance

Hammer & Rails

by BoilerTMill on Mar 16, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions

Yes and Yes

“Fighting Kilobytes” almost made me pee in my pants.

by The Great Barstoolio on Mar 16, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions

My boy is a Vol

and he’s not exactly the happiest cat on earth right now. I’m like, better you than me. Better you than me.

by Gangsta D on Mar 16, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions

This is the one case

in which everyone did NOT want to be Miami.

On the plus side for Tennessee fans, I really think he’ll do okay – not great, but okay – somewhere where he has no baggage. And UT came in late.

I mean, it’s not like he fucked over THEIR coaches and all the players wanna waterboard him in the locker room. So if he keeps his act under control when he escapes Mr. Butler, he’ll probably do alright.

You know, aside from the possible NCAA violations.

by The Great Barstoolio on Mar 16, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions