TMZ Prints Lies About Shockey's Vegas Illness
by The Great Barstoolio on May 24, 2009 9:13 PM EDT
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Paramedics didn't try to cover him up "so onlookers -- including a TV camera crew -- couldn't ID him."
They covered him up so white trash female bystanders didn't spontaneously get impregnated on sight.
Duh.
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