Dan Morgan Not Entirely Made of Steel

by The Great Barstoolio on Jun 8, 2009 6:09 PM EDT

Exclusive video of Dan Morgan saying goodbye.

Sometimes you just gotta say, "Screw work. I'm rich enough." For me -- and I'm not rich, so this speaks to my feelings on on-the-job hazards -- it'll be my first broken nail while typing. For Dan Morgan, it was "brainjelly."

We salute you, and volunteer to feed you baby food as it becomes necessary in the near future.

INJURIES
Date	Days Out	Injury
Nov 06, 2007	99	Ankle
Nov 06, 2007	0	Ankle
Nov 02, 2007		Ankle
Oct 26, 2007		Ankle
Oct 12, 2007		Ankle
Oct 05, 2007		Ankle
Oct 01, 2007	0	Achilles
Sep 28, 2007		Ankle
Aug 18, 2007	0	Concussion
Oct 14, 2006	0	Concussion
Oct 14, 2006	115	Concussion
Oct 11, 2006		Concussion
Oct 04, 2006		Concussion
Sep 27, 2006		Concussion
Sep 20, 2006		Concussion
Sep 13, 2006		Concussion
Sep 10, 2006	0	Left game - shoulder
Jan 04, 2006		Shoulder
Dec 28, 2005		Shoulder
Dec 14, 2005		Ankle
Dec 07, 2005		Ankle
Nov 30, 2005		Ankle
Nov 23, 2005		Ankle
Oct 26, 2005		Shoulder
Sep 21, 2005		Back
Dec 08, 2004		Concussion
Dec 01, 2004		Concussion
Nov 24, 2004		Concussion
Nov 17, 2004		Concussion
Nov 10, 2004		Concussion
Nov 03, 2004		Concussion
Dec 17, 2003		Concussion
Dec 10, 2003		Concussion
Dec 03, 2003		Head
Nov 05, 2003		Concussion
Oct 29, 2003		Concussion
Oct 22, 2003		Concussion
Oct 19, 2003		Concussion
Oct 08, 2003		Hamstring
Oct 01, 2003		Hamstring
Sep 24, 2003		Hamstring
Sep 03, 2003		Hand
Dec 12, 2002		Shoulder
Dec 12, 2002	51	Shoulder
Dec 04, 2002		Shoulder
Nov 27, 2002		Shoulder
Nov 24, 2002		Shoulder
Nov 20, 2002		Hernia
Nov 13, 2002		Hernia
Nov 06, 2002		Hernia
Oct 23, 2002		Groin
Oct 16, 2002		Groin
Oct 13, 2002		Strained left groin
Sep 25, 2002		Knee
Sep 22, 2002		Pulled left hamstring
Dec 05, 2001		Ankle
Nov 14, 2001		Ankle
Nov 07, 2001		Ankle
Nov 04, 2001		Sprained left ankle
Oct 31, 2001		Leg
Oct 24, 2001		Leg
Oct 17, 2001		Leg
Oct 10, 2001		Leg
Oct 03, 2001		Leg
Sep 30, 2001		Ankle
Sep 09, 2001		Strained groin