I was gonna go with "pregnant"

but Orson picks "shot."

To death threats, to santeria curses, to the sound of squealing tires and then rapid gunshots. It’s all part of Randy Shannon’s plan to turn his team into the toughest football team imaginable by having them interact with its citizens, seeing who survives, and them moving on to the less demanding game of football.

Skippin' the countdown today, because I'm so freaking swamped this is a Miami blog and we can break the rules. We made them. See how this works?