least he gets to bang high school chicks

former hurricane TE chris zellner

has accepted a job on the Wayland Warrior's coaching staff. i can only assume that the "Wayland Warriors" are some kind of high school football program. this doesnt really qualify as "news" per se, but anytime one of our own gets an opportunity to bang more high school chicks, TSF can only applaud and offer our heartfelt congratulations. best of luck chris.