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much like sean salisbury's career path, faceplants are just always funny

see, it's funny because he's not paralyzed from the neck down. 

 

 

ok fine. it would still be pretty funny even if he were. 

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You mention Sean Salisbury

and you don’t even take that opportunity to make a dick joke? I’m disappointed.

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by Hoyadestroya85 on Sep 18, 2009 12:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Sean Salisbury

is a major dick. He’s the 2nd biggest dick ever. The biggest dick ever is, of course, mine.

How big?

My dick is so big, I could wear it as a tie if I wasn’t so afraid of getting a hard-on and killing myself.

by CanesAddiction on Sep 18, 2009 1:22 PM EDT reply actions  

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