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Around SBN: Off Tackle Empire interviews Rich Rodriguez

this thing's gonna have to sort itself out soon

everybody has their favorite. only one can survive

  • bro montana;
  • skinny testaverde;
  • tan marino;
  • tan darkenton;
  • afro butterfly;
  • J-12;
  • black jesus;

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J-12

followed closely by Black Jesus.

by CanesAddiction on Sep 22, 2009 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

damnit...

now i’m kinda leaning back towards bro montana again. f*&k, i can’t decide.

by lt.winslow on Sep 22, 2009 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Bro Montana

is kind of classic, but it’s gimmicky. Black Jesus is just so damn regal.

by Gangsta D on Sep 22, 2009 4:32 PM EDT reply actions  

also

not like anyone else (except Jesus, but he wasn’t a QB)

by The Great Barstoolio on Sep 22, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Black Jesus

partially since i’ve been obnoxiously calling him it since the offseason, and partially because he’s lit from within.

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by Hoyadestroya85 on Sep 22, 2009 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Plus

He can graduate to simply “Jesus” I don’t know how Rosenhaus would deal with representing jesus though, since Rosenhaus thinks that he’s the king of the jews.

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by Hoyadestroya85 on Sep 22, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does this make Graig Cooper Rufus from Dogma

“Knew him? Shit, nigga owes me 12 bucks!”

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by BoilerTMill on Sep 23, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've got another suggestion

Not A Running Quarterback you Mothership Twats

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by Hoyadestroya85 on Sep 22, 2009 5:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Hes just Jesus, that jewish carpenter dude is White Jesus.

Also, I like Simon Phoenix

by NOLAcane on Sep 22, 2009 6:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Skinny Testaverde

America’s QB. I likey.

by Godshamgod on Sep 22, 2009 6:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Afro Butterfly

mostly because I already have the jersey

by jkmiami on Sep 22, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

redundant

just Black Ken Dorsey would make it sound better.

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by Hoyadestroya85 on Sep 22, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

JaSCOREy...

because the last time he got great protection was last night. oh yeah and hes also a touchdown machine.

by dbroadstone on Sep 23, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

How about just 12-0?

Satisifies is number and the record we all want.

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by BoilerTMill on Sep 23, 2009 12:40 PM EDT reply actions  

BJ

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on Sep 23, 2009 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

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