this thing's gonna have to sort itself out soon
by lt.winslow on Sep 22, 2009 4:04 PM EDT
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everybody has their favorite. only one can survive
- bro montana;
- skinny testaverde;
- tan marino;
- tan darkenton;
- afro butterfly;
- J-12;
- black jesus;
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i'm casting my vote for
skinny testaverde
by lt.winslow on Sep 22, 2009 4:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
J-12
followed closely by Black Jesus.
by CanesAddiction on Sep 22, 2009 4:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
damnit...
now i’m kinda leaning back towards bro montana again. f*&k, i can’t decide.
by lt.winslow on Sep 22, 2009 4:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If Marino wasn't a dick...
the “Tan” part kills me.
by The Great Barstoolio on Sep 22, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bro Montana
is kind of classic, but it’s gimmicky. Black Jesus is just so damn regal.
by Gangsta D on Sep 22, 2009 4:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
also
not like anyone else (except Jesus, but he wasn’t a QB)
by The Great Barstoolio on Sep 22, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Black Jesus
partially since i’ve been obnoxiously calling him it since the offseason, and partially because he’s lit from within.
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by Hoyadestroya85 on Sep 22, 2009 5:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Plus
He can graduate to simply “Jesus” I don’t know how Rosenhaus would deal with representing jesus though, since Rosenhaus thinks that he’s the king of the jews.
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by Hoyadestroya85 on Sep 22, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does this make Graig Cooper Rufus from Dogma
“Knew him? Shit, nigga owes me 12 bucks!”
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by BoilerTMill on Sep 23, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got another suggestion
Not A Running Quarterback you Mothership Twats
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by Hoyadestroya85 on Sep 22, 2009 5:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hes just Jesus, that jewish carpenter dude is White Jesus.
Also, I like Simon Phoenix
by NOLAcane on Sep 22, 2009 6:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Skinny Testaverde
America’s QB. I likey.
by Godshamgod on Sep 22, 2009 6:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Afro Butterfly
mostly because I already have the jersey
by jkmiami on Sep 22, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why can't we live in a world
where Afro Butterfly and Black Jesus can coexist?
by dave6834 on Sep 22, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
AfroBlack ButterJesus.
Settled.
by The Great Barstoolio on Sep 22, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Butter Jesus
Is it wrong that I’m thinking of biscuits now?
by Gangsta D on Sep 22, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
redundant
just Black Ken Dorsey would make it sound better.
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by Hoyadestroya85 on Sep 22, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
JaSCOREy...
because the last time he got great protection was last night. oh yeah and hes also a touchdown machine.
by dbroadstone on Sep 23, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How about just 12-0?
Satisifies is number and the record we all want.
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by BoilerTMill on Sep 23, 2009 12:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BJ
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
by chrislucas on Sep 23, 2009 4:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jadorsey
There was a firefight!!!!
by ThePhenomenon on Sep 24, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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