this thing's gonna have to sort itself out soon
by lt.winslow on Sep 22, 2009 4:04 PM EDT
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Printeverybody has their favorite. only one can survive
- bro montana;
- skinny testaverde;
- tan marino;
- tan darkenton;
- afro butterfly;
- J-12;
- black jesus;
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If Marino wasn't a dick...
the “Tan” part kills me.
by The Great Barstoolio on Sep 22, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
also
not like anyone else (except Jesus, but he wasn’t a QB)
by The Great Barstoolio on Sep 22, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Black Jesus
partially since i’ve been obnoxiously calling him it since the offseason, and partially because he’s lit from within.
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He can graduate to simply “Jesus” I don’t know how Rosenhaus would deal with representing jesus though, since Rosenhaus thinks that he’s the king of the jews.
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by Hoyadestroya85 on Sep 22, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Does this make Graig Cooper Rufus from Dogma
“Knew him? Shit, nigga owes me 12 bucks!”
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by BoilerTMill on Sep 23, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I've got another suggestion
Not A Running Quarterback you Mothership Twats
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Skinny Testaverde
America’s QB. I likey.
by Godshamgod on Sep 22, 2009 6:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
AfroBlack ButterJesus.
Settled.
by The Great Barstoolio on Sep 22, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
redundant
just Black Ken Dorsey would make it sound better.
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by Hoyadestroya85 on Sep 22, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
JaSCOREy...
because the last time he got great protection was last night. oh yeah and hes also a touchdown machine.
How about just 12-0?
Satisifies is number and the record we all want.
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BJ
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
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