Take THAT Mario Cristobal!

by Apdirtybird on Feb 9, 2010 9:38 AM EST Comment 13 comments

We just stole your Running Backs Coach and Recruiting Coordinator, Mr. Mike Cassano.

I guess it serves you right, Mario, considering you originally stole him from us (he was a UM grad assistant). But the allure of coaching under former boss Mark Whipple was too much for Cassano. But wait, was it Mark Whipple who helped steal your Running Backs coach, or was it the other Whipple?

The world will never know.

Congratulations on re-joining the family Coach Cassano.

(Also, if anyone says Soldinger, TGB's banhammer is still in effect.)

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Bedroom eyes.

by The Great Barstoolio on Feb 9, 2010 9:49 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

Let's hope this works out

stealing coaches from FIU? Hmmmmmmmmm

by CGNC on Feb 9, 2010 9:49 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

Dual-History

Was a grad assistant here in 06-07, and was Whipple’s own RB coach at UMass. So I think it’s a mixture of a comfort factor and move slightly away from the guys that have been here and have not had their players produce as much as they should.

by Apdirtybird on Feb 9, 2010 10:13 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

I’m not sure this particular stable of running backs even needs a coach.
We could have just hired a guy from Miami Dade Community College.

by The Great Barstoolio on Feb 9, 2010 12:46 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

so, have you seen spencer actually play football or is your man rush on him solely based on appearance?

by umrutty on Feb 9, 2010 2:21 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

by The Great Barstoolio on Feb 10, 2010 3:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Who we SHOULD have hired as RB coach:

…Talib Humphrey.

If unavailable, I’d settle for Quad Hill once he finishes his illustrious MMA career.

by IPukeLoudlyInTheUpstairsBathroom on Feb 10, 2010 5:18 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Are you bleeping kidding me?

I really hope you’re kidding (sarcasm is hard to pick up), and if not:

Quad couldn’t run farther than 3 yards before he fell over his own feet. Plus he has too much fun at the tailgates (I see him EVERY week at the stadium before games).

by Apdirtybird on Feb 10, 2010 7:03 PM EST reply actions 0 recs