Here is what happened the last time a Miami team that no one really gave a shot to win the game played a Ohio State team with its eyes on the national title. Maybe the secret is having a black quarterback?

Also note that the SWAGGER BACK meme was alive and kicking 11 years ago. Bubba Franks was pretty swagged out though.

big ups to friend of the program 31spoonerstreet 

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....but we know how some of you are size queens.

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as promised. more, better highlights from last night's UM/ FAMU game

big ups to friends of the program, mr.bill and tbl

Someone at the Athletic Office had the BRILLIANT idea to release the 2010-2011 basketball schedule on the same night as the football team's opening game. I hope that they have a Nobel Prize in Marketing Strategies to give to someone over there.

But I digress. This is getting its own post because this is BY FAR the best non-conference schedule that any Miami team has had in the FAITH IN HAITH Era. It's actually heartening that Haith and his dudes took the rampant criticism of last year's non-conference schedule to heart, especially with how potentially sneaky this team might be this year.

btw HOW FUCKING DOPE is the midnight game at Memphis gonna be? Now THAT is some real marketing genius.

Full schedule after the jump

*dunks on Greg Paulus*

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no that totally makes sense.

if you listen real closely... that's the sound of my blood pressure going up.   

oh fuck it. 1 more day!!! 

* deepest RB class since portis/ mcgahee/ gore

♪ Some of these things are not like the others, some of these things just don't belong. ♪ Can you tell which of these are not like the others ♪ -- and which are secret Randy Shannon Ninja Disciplinary Acts? 

We can't, exactly, but we know they're in there. And not out there.

Questionable: OL Jermaine Johnson (upper extremity), DL Micanor Regis (upper extremity), DB Jamal Reid (lower extremity).
Doubtful: LB Jordan Futch (lower extremity), DL Andrew Smith (upper extremity).
Out: OL Jermaine Barton (lower extremity), FB John Calhoun (lower extremity), LB Kevin Nelson (upper extremity), LB Travis Williams (lower extremity)