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December - 2009

"We'll Put On a Show For You": Gifs from The U
Get To Know The Name: C. A. N. E. S.
get your popcorn ready
Hurricanes Set to Destroy Wisconsin
ONE MORE
A Salute to the Regular Season
wanna go see the premier of "The U"

November - 2009

Miami-USF Highlights
enjoy
Wanna look like you got stuck head-first in a spider web?
HEY I NEED COMFORTING TOO
The Connect: Friday Half-Assed Brigadoon Edition
the new uni's have been leaked
apparently you're not allowed to do that
Pimp'd

October - 2009

change of plans guys
there will none of this on saturday, either.
in case you forgot
there will be none of this on saturday
jacory named o'brien award semifinalist.
edge luhhhda kids
Morning After Presser Sadness
Clemson 40, Miami 37
The Connect: 10/22/09
not that we would ever encourage you to sit behind the clemson bench and throw bagfulls of monopoly money at clemson freshman OG, # 68 kenneth page
from here out, we're all fans of gimmicky run-heavy offenses and pissed off crazy asian kids
There Will Be Blood
it's probably just easier if we tell you who's not injured
just like as if we had a real tv contract
EDSBS reminds us why we check in with them more often than we check our work email
we heart ray ray
The Connect: 10/11/09
bcs is out
BERRY DEFEATS FAMUMEN
somebody obviously never saw the UNC game
halftime show to be more entertaining, less scary
florida state update
Coach Lovett - A Rare Glance
SpongeBob Embraces Da "U" In Soul and Spirit
its funny to me
Are You Shocked & Appalled That Miami Isn't On TV This Weekend?
tomayto. tomahto.
off topic: new episodes start tomorrow night
cory brandon: bad at snap counts & pass blocking, good at sportsmanship.
we back? we back.
The Connect: 10/05/09
Hiiiiiighliiiiiights
LAND THIEVES GO DOWN
All Tomorrow's Parties: With Leftovers
so you're saying there's a chance

September - 2009

Moar Whipples!
coulda been worse
Post-Game Summary
Frenemy Territory
this thing's gonna have to sort itself out soon
"We don't want No. 9. No. 9 is nine spots away from being No. 1."
Apocalypse Now!
jeff sagarin no longer on TSF's list of people to throw urine filled water-balloons at.
Contractually Mandated "Post-Game Analysis": Georgia Tech
the coaches poll reveals itself for the sham that it is
as do we, mr. bosher. as do we.
oh rusty98um, how we love thee
more recruiting fodder
much like sean salisbury's career path, faceplants are just always funny
The Connect: We Need a Cigarette Edition
highlights. more later. need caffeine. and gatorade. stat.
more to come. still recovering. enjoy.
"The U" teaser clip
still unsure whether this helps or hinders
Coach Lovett Is a Wild and Crazy Guy with a Death Wish
did you enjoy your weekend?
The Connect: 09/14/09
know who else saw that game?
contractually mandated "post-game analysis"
we should probably send BYU a gift basket.... or in the alternative, we could just check our facts before publishing a post
if you slow it down, you can actually pinpoint the exact moment christian ponder's heart rips in half.
The Morning After: Shannon Speaks
fact.
the AP has spoken
his name is 'black jesus'
Canes Win! Canes Win! Postgame Thread.
Gaaaaame Daaaaay: KILL KILL KILL
Billy Corben: The 7th Floor Interview
24 Hours to Go
odds of beating oklahoma just increased by .000035%
3 Days
4 Days
even 24 hrs later. still funny.
thanks, dr. obvious.
the depth chart is in
NBC Miami on Jimmy Graham
Shameless Objectivity: The Spencer Hall Interview
A Follow-Up, If I May
you'd think that at some point, it would just get old. but you'd be wrong.
we will always love you, chris
i could do this all day
it's funny to me
presented without comment
5 Days
oh shut up, you know you love it
6 Days

August - 2009

fate runs a 4.2 forty. in pads.
7 Days
The Connect: 08/31/09
go set your dvr
The Connect: 08/27/09
Dust Settles after the Exodus
12 Days
qb depth is overrated
Cannon Smith and Taylor Cook Transferring
The Connect: 08/23/09
Brown Ineligible, Tennessee Clean and Appealing
in a related story, studies have confirmed that water is, in fact, wet.
shameless rumor mongering
20 Days
Graig Cooper: Not Out for FSU, Possible Night Sex Hero
Cooper in Boot, Ojomo Drinking Through Straw
The Connect: 08/17/09
Wherein We Actually Talk About Football -- Somewhere Else
Know Your Rivals: Oklahoma
The Connect: 08/12/09
odds of being 3-0 going into the oklahoma game just increased by .00035%
27 Days
Know Your Rivals: Virginia Tech
The Connect: Morning After Media Day Really Wordy Edition
It's ON!
Clinton Portis Welcomes Auditors
The Connect: IT STARTS TOMORROW Edition
least he gets to bang high school chicks
33 Days
35 Days

July - 2009

some you coach
"Beautiful Afro Butterfly" Plans Pink Suit For Heisman
Tavadis Glenn Puts His Back Into It
42 Days
The Connect: Summer CanesFest Edition
Tavadis Glenn is Camp Reject Hero
Who Should Ride the Short Bus?
45 Days
46 Days
The Taste of Marley
more warm & fuzzy feelgoodery
47 Days
Belle Glade TE Commits
49 Days
Southlake Carroll CB, Pahokee DB Commit
52 Days
I was gonna go with "pregnant"
Jacory Harris Talks About His Post-Bowl Bus Speech
54 Days
55 Days
Randy Shannon's Magical Mentoring Bus Rolls Through PBC
56 Days
It finally dawned on him he would live in Indiana, then.
59 Days
Telemaque Makes Dr. Saturday's All-Up-And-Coming Team
just a friendly reminder
While We Were Sleeping It Off

June - 2009

san antonio spurs: officially no longer boring to watch
A Personal Account of Irvinian Awesomeness
He's Not Heavy, He's Forest Whitaker's Brother
shoulda been you, dan.
Terry Porter Saw This Picture
Maurice Hagens Commits
Ryan Braun Wears Dickhead Clothes
Darion Hall Video
WSJ fawning over the U
Dan Morgan Not Entirely Made of Steel

May - 2009

Randy Shannon Gets Progressively Smilier as the Night Goes On. Just Like The Rest of Us.
TMZ Prints Lies About Shockey's Vegas Illness
Presented Without Comment, And Now May We Never Ever Ever Ever Talk About Him Again Please
Reminder: Be Excited.
Najeh Davenport: Player, Model, CITIZEN'S ARRESTOR AND ONE-MAN VEHICULAR PROTECTION REVENGE UNIT
Marve To Purdue
we're still good at baseball
lane kiffen also reported to be recruiting willie williams
Phillip Buchanon's Half-Brother Commits
John Wall Arrested for B&E

April - 2009

on the bright side
seriously you guys
Brave Miami Flag Does Not Bleed Orange and Green
NOM NOM NOM - Tavadis Glenn Commits
clinton portis agrees.
Special Olympians Vote Portis "Favorite Redskin"
just because
Two Quick Items
To Be or Not To Be: That Is Lamar Thomas' Question
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Player Shows Up, Asks For Offer, Gets It
giggity
Dispatches From Our Fearless Leader, Cont'd
you hear that zagacki?
Eyewitness Report: Baseball Raping
Quinton Dunbar Doesn't Want To Be Associated With Kansas
just sayin'
Offseason Whimsy: Plaxico Burress
Change of Plea in Sean Taylor Case
The Connect: 04/01/09

March - 2009

Oh, Right...The Actual Game
don't ask.
The Connect: Post-Spring Game Edition
tip of the cap/ wag of the finger: miami spring game edition
We're Not Quiet
Something Else We Missed
The Connect: 03/26/09
The Connect: 03/25/09
ESPN Glances Our Way, Thinks We Could Be Hot in Two or Three Beers
The Connect: Gators Are Effing Pansies Edition
oh heather.
a little something to keep in mind while watching tonight's UM/UF loser's bracket showdown
Fiery Post of Contractual Obligation
Najeh Davenport Looks to Sign With Balls Models, Inspires Baby-naming Horrorshow
The Connect: 03/18/09
Todd Chandler is a Great American
the SEC just collectively clenched their anuses
Bryce Brown Chooses....Hopefully Not Miami
The Connect: 03/16/09
miami/ va.tech highlights
Dispatches From Our Fearless Leader, Cont'd
The Connect: 03/11/09
giggity
Offseason Whimsy: Mule Day
typical
The Connect: 03/09/09
Information Cupcakes: Saturday Spring Scrimmage
Dispatches From Our Fearless Leader, Cont'd
The Connect: 03/06/09
Dispatches From Our Fearless Leader: Jacory Harris Twitters
The Connect: 03/05/09
he has that effect on people
The Connect: 03/04/09
Shannon Set to Crack Jokes, Lower Weekly Suspension Quotas
The Connect: 03/02/09
Information Cupcakes: Final Media-Accessible Practices

February - 2009

Study of Hate Groups Fails to Account for Gator Fans
The Connect: 02/26/09
Dear ESPN's Heather Dinich
The Connect: 02/25/09
spring practice, day 1
Information Cupcakes From Shannon's Spring Practice Presser
The Connect: 02/24/09
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
The Connect: 2/23/09
vernon carey knows not of your "recession"
The Connect: 02/20/09
The Connect: 02/19/09
The Connect: 02/18/09
Breaking Pimp Slappity: Reports Say Bryce Brown's Offer May Not Be Renewed
The Connect: 02/17/09
contrary to popular belief
The Connect: 02/16/09
just a friendly reminder that yes, their life really is THAT much more awesome than yours
The Connect: 02/13/09
brandon marti arrested for doing the white guy with dreads thing
Miami Reveals 2009 Schedule, Giant Balls
The Connect: 02/12/09
stuff is happening in coral gables tomorrow night.
The Connect: 02/11/09
brian butler is not a crook
Guess Who Got Their Own Website?!?!

January - 2009

coach whipple tells the miami media about the time he saw santonio holmes' gentleman parts in the steelers' lockerroom.

Editors

Hurricanes_small Lt. Philip Nolan

Authors

Jimmy-johnson_small Craig T