whimsy Stories - The 7th Floor
LAST MINUTE VALENTINES FOR THE LOVER IN YOU, BY EDSBS, A DIVISION OF TURFMAN'S SPORTING LADYSLAYINGS
Internet, you've got both feet down in the endzones of our hearts. Happy Valentine's Day from EDSBS.
EDSBS'S BEST IN CLASS: WEEK 5
In which we reward the highlights and lesser luminaries of Week 5. IMPROVING! Robert Griffin, acting like the player was supposed to turn out to be, albeit against a lackluster foe, had 444 yards against Kansas. But even he's still not within sniffing range of ... SUPERSTAR! Denard Robinson's...
THE EDSBS CAVALCADE OF IRRATIONAL ENTHUSIASMS, 2010
Sometimes we like things for no reason, and then sometimes we like things for no reason specifically because there is no reason to like them for no reason. The EDSBS Parade of Irrational Enthusiasms follows, and lists those very things we embrace specifically for their ultra-absurdity and...
THE SQUAT RACK OF DESIRE SAYS TURN AROUND--NO! SLOWLY.
Once again, an inappropriately affectionate welcome to EDSBS contributor/philosophizer Rick Muscles, who once told us he'd like to paint our face on the side of a bomber. We think he meant paint a picture of our face on an airplane, but don't really want to know if that's not the case. p/s We...
THE INTERNET IS HERE TO HELP: FILLING THE THIRD HOUR OF GAMEDAY
College GameDay, that most glorious of reasons to wake up on the weekend, is putting a little zing-zang in its 2010 iteration, adding a third full hour to your Saturday morning lolltime. Our merry band of internet has fabricated some fine ideas* about what should constitute this extra hour of...
THE SQUAT RACK OF DESIRE IS WET, HOT, AND OH SO AMERICAN
Every great literary institution has that dashingly handsome lunatic uncle who gets dressed up and trotted out for fancy parties. Rick Muscles is ours, and The Squat Rack of Desire is his biweekly guide to life, love, and Mack Brown's secret religion. Enjoy. I'm all in yall's motherfucking...
SPRING CLEANING: THE RETURN OF THE EDSBS CONFESSIONAL
This is still one our our very most favorite threads on the site, ever, and as we pause to contemplate the offseason stretching before us, we realize our souls could do with some cleansing. A list of our most recent transgressions follow: HOLLY. 1) Of all the reasons I'm content to be rid of...
TUESDAY WHIMSY: A SQUAT RACK NAMED DESIRE
It's Tuesday, and it's April, and Rick Muscles, longtime commenter, has some thoughts for us on personal training, centaurs, and football. Listen to him. Learn from him. -ed. A Squat Rack Named Desire- Rick Muscles chokes the life out of today's issues with his mother fucking thighs.Today we'll...
MANY HAPPY RETURNS
From, The Internet (all of it)
JOHN PARKER WILSON PASS INCOMPLETE: A BREAKDOWN
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